Meet Steve, an ordinary minecraft player. Steve always wanted diamond, but never had enough resources by night. The mobs always blew him sky high so he lost all his stuff. One day, he said "That's enough!!!" and called his friends, Stevette, Stever, and Steve jr. He told them that he needed serious help to fend off the monsters. "Okay" they all said, and, that night, Steve built his home. It was so big, all four of them could fit in it. They all worked so well together that they found a abandoned mine shaft. "Let's go in!" Stever shouted, He thought he had this in the bag. But he didn't. he was down to half a heart when he finally came out. "We need a stratigized plan." said Steve so they came up with one. "I'll go in and distract them. Stevette, you grab the diamond. Stever and Steve jr., you cover her." When they went in, they saw millions of creepers.
"uh-oh" they all said. then all the ceepers morphed together and made this big, hulking creeper. "Creepzilla!!!!" they all shouted. Steve slashed, Stevette bashed, and Stever and Steve jr. smacked it silly. finally, Creepzilla exploded into millions of diamonds. "Woo-Hoo!!!!" they all said and went back to their house happy. With millions and millions of diamonds.
Creeepzilla
Once there was computer drawer knob. He lived in Thinkersmith. His name was Thinkerknob. He was the best knob in the whole entire Thinkersmith. And he looked like a computer chip that was like a drawer knob. He belonged to a desk named Thinkerdesk. Thinkerdesk was the best desk in the whole entire Thinkersmith. Thinkerdesk and Thinkerknob were the best of friends forever. They would stick together everyday of their lives...even, they'll never die! 
I hope Thinkersmith teaches me computer science well! Please say it's gonna be good! And if I get taught a little too well, I may have to burn off the smarts by teaching computer science to other people for a long time. 